To my sister: a card to commemorate the time when I was terrified of dogs, and I tried to climb you like a tree to get away from one. The bag of groceries was not in a helpful mood, and you’re about five feet tall, so I didn’t quite get off the ground. Though I remember the dog being giant, so it probably wouldn’t have made a difference anyway. I love you, but you make a lousy tree. Love, me.
materials: cardstock, magazine ads, brown paper bag, regular ol’ paper, pencil, double-stick tape, glue stick